Ellen writes the moderately well-read humor and
satire blog Standard Deviance (standard-deviance.com),
which has yet to receive any accolades but no doubt will soon.
She would use this space to tell you why she's qualified to
read at WYSIWYG, but actually she's not qualified to read anywhere,
so instead here's a fun fact: the human head weighs eight pounds.
Really! Ellen spends her days running the economy via Excel
spreadsheets and spends her nights whispering "you complete
me" to her autographed photo of Jon Stewart.
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